Throw Down

In the grand tradition of rap battles a la "8 Mile", I'm having a limerick throwdown with that french-loving upstart Chris Snow......

Here's Chris' challenge:

Chris said...
My limericks are clearly the best,
They're better than all of the rest,
But if competition
Is what you be wishin'
I'll surely be up to the test

Funkmaster J-Neezie says:

Chris, your limericks are wack -
And trust me, Eric ain't got yo' back
So bring your best rhyme,
And I'll show you in time
That Jake is the master of (limerick) mack