Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Happy Christmas!

Erin and I are in SLC right now.... sans Battlecat. We miss Battlecat very battlemuch.... we've acquired several toys for Battlecat and she will be showered with gifts upon our return. Battlecat is staying with BattleBill and Shannon Streger right now and is pictured below cuddling with Scout! (Thanks to Shannon for the picture).


It's been a really busy time for us. We spent Christmas Eve with family and left on Christmas day for WY to hang out with Erin's grandparents. On the 26th we went to Vernal to see Jenny and Richie's place and then to Duchesne to spend the night with Erin's dad..... who was gracious enough to drive us back to SLC on Tuesday.

Tuesday night we went to a get together at Clint's house where we saw many friends from far off lands! I think Ginodean.net took pictures, so hop on over to his blog sometime soon to check them out.

Today Erin is at the clinic working with her mom. I saw my mom and my brothers this morning and am hanging out with Joshnita right now.... I just got the e-mail from Shannon so I wanted to post a picture of the battlelove of my life - Battlecat!

I'm looking forward to hanging out with friends and family over the next couple of days.... but mostly I really want to get back to Houston to give Battlecat a great big Battlehug!

Here's a question for the readers:

What was the most random gift you received for Christmas?

I received two in the category of random/awesome:

1) First prize goes to my dad who got Erin and I battling sumo robots (complete with artificial intelligence)! My dad was so stoked about this gift! And I am too... you can program different moves and sumo the night away..... Erin is going down as soon as we get back!

2) Masters of the Universe DVD - this was a love offering from ginodean.net! This classic film features action hero Dolph Lundgren so it has to be good!

Happy Christmas.... Happy New Year

Erin and I miss all our human friends.... but especially Battlecat.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Battleplan

Battlecat set about on her quest for world domination..... I was speaking with Sticky (ostrichjockey.blogspot.com) about this - and he has a theory: Battlecat has been socialized toward world domination.... by calling her Battlecat we've given her a Napoleon (Bonaparte) complex and she is actively pursuing the expansion of her territory (perhaps Battlecat is familiar with the Prayer of Jabez).......

Anyway Battlecat's quest was marked by the digging of several holes in the backyard and then she began to wage inside our home.... Battlecat consumed: A pair of black sandals that Erin wore all the time, one brown shoe that I bought Erin recently, 1 pair of blue old-navy flip flops, and my Broncos beanie...... But who am I to complain... clearly she was operating under the power of Greyskull.....

Erin and I didn't do a whole lot this past weekend, Erin's been studying for her med school exams so please be in prayer for her... this is a huge week of tests for her.

Battlecat and I walked along a running path around the perimeter of Rice University this weekend.... Battlecat enjoyed it so much that when we got back into the car after an hour or so of walking she threw up and then slept for like the next four hours.....

Oh yeah! Kevin Eastham and I went to the Galleria (which is a mega-huge mall) for wife Christmas shopping - it was a good bonding experience. Usually I am way ahead of the curve on Christmas shopping.... and this year is no different.... I got Erin's main present in late July.... but I haven't hoarded away any other presents since then so I'm scrambling.....

One other thing I should note..... it has been downright chilly here in Houston lately... last week the high was in the low 40's all week.... I also discovered that the main heater in our house isn't functioning... so eventually the temp in our house equilibrated... I don't think Erin was bothered too much by it because she was at school studying all week, but Battlecat and I were almost popsicled. But fear not.... this is Houston... the current temp in our home is 67 deg.

Here's an online synopsis of Battlecat that I found.....
(It helps to read He-Man as 'Jake')

A worthy friend to He-Man, this fierce green and yellow furball is equipped with a saddle and helmet, ready for combat. His loyalty to He-Man is unquestioned as is his bravery in battle. He only becomes Battlecat when Prince Adam becomes He-Man. Otherwise he remains the sleepy tiger, Cringer.
Battlecat can pick up the scent of Skeletor's evil pet, Panthor, across great distances. The two battling animals despise each other and when they clash, they fight with incredible fury, leaping and clawing at each other with thunderous roars. A ferocious furry friend to He-Man, Battlecat is aptly named.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Assume the position

So I had to get a physical for work on Friday...... as I'm sitting there in the doctor's office I begin to read the checklist of things required for this particular physical.....and what to my wondering eyes should appear - how 'bout 'rectal exam'?

As panic courses through my body I'm hit with the realization that this exam will be 'proctored' by an all female staff. This is about the time when the medical assistant hands me a gown.... a backless gown, it's more like an apron and I'm instructed to disrobe and put that gown on..... now I'm freaking out!

So... I'm sitting there in my robe/miniskirt, legs crossed to preserve what little dignity I have left, and the oldest of the three women in the room tells me that I won't be needing the rectal exam because I'm too young for that to be an issue.....of course two women had to be present for my hernia exam which was very uncomfortable, and the staff gives a light knock on the door on their way in.... there's no pause.... so when I'm finally able to put my clothes back on, I'm scrambling.

Long day......

Anyway - just thought I'd share that story.

pow,

jake

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Battlepost!

Here's some pictures in no particular order:

(L-R) Joshnita, Juanita (Happy Birthday!) Jennyita, Richita


My mom and I at the Broncos - Texans pre-season game which was sort of a microcosm of the two team's seasons.... the Texans lost... and the Broncos won! (note my mom keepin' it real in the old school Shannon Sharpe jersey)


This is Erin's grandma sprorting a sombrero! I love this picture!


This is a picture of the inside of our house.... sort of the dining area.....
and this is our living room...looking down from the 3rd floor



Jason Elam kicking the winning field-goal in OT against Dallas on Thanksgiving Day!


Battlecat in triple threat position ( she could 1)fall asleep, 2) drool everywhere 3) POUNCE!)



Erin and Jake in a self-portrait entitled "Were happy the Broncos are winning because the Utes sucked this year.... at least they beat BYU!"

And now for a long awaited update:


First off,

Some new terminology: A new adjective I've been using - 'battliferous'
Battliferous describes Battlecat's state of being... she could be sad, happy, or battliferous. I've also been using 'battle' to modify all sorts of words regarding battlecat. She has a battlebox where we keep her toys... she goes outside for a battlepoop etc.

Battlecat also lost her first three teeth (that we know of) this weekend... Erin and I put them in a plastic bag and they are hanging on the fridge until the battletooth fairy can make a visit!

Here's the update on the humans that reside in Battlecat's domicile:

I saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire twice! I saw it with Hieu and his friend, and then Erin and I saw it with her friend Lan! I liked it a lot, although I thought the movie progressed at a very quick pace.....

On Wed. evening Erin's family (Juanita, Joshnita, Jennyita, and Richita) arrived and on Thurs. morning we began our Thanksgiving adventure. We rented a minivan and drove to Dallas to watch the Broncos v Cowboys game and celebrate Juanita's 50th b-day! The Broncos won despite their best efforts and we had to hit the road to make it back to Houston in prep for Day-after-Thanksgiving shopping and to return the minivan by midnight. Juanita and Joshnita went to Circuit City at 1:30 AM to wait in line for a computer. Friday we actually ate Thanksgiving Dinner, and on Saturday the nita's returned home to SLC.

Things have been really crazy as battlecat has sought out and destroyed many elements of our home.... she chewed two holes into the dry wall in our garage, and chewed through the foam which lines the intake vavles of our outdoor AC unit.....she also dug several holes in our backyard... which is cool. I think this aggressive behavior stems from the fact that she has not yet called upon the Power of Greyskull.....I hope that one day soon, I shall come home and find her adorned with a green coat and yellow stripes!

Erin and I have both been excited about meeting new people at work and school.... a gal in Erin's class moved in near us so we've visited her and her husband a couple of times which is cool! The diversity here has really helped Erin and I to grow individually and as a couple in Christ as we see the expression of the Body manifest in different cultures and settings. So many unique situations all calling for redemption.

Well.... I must be off to bed... I want to thank Chris Dean and Jonathan Hays for having short IM conversations with me even though I wasn't online.... the upstairs computer auto-logs in to my IM account...

Happy December.

-jake

p.s. I made a pumpkin pie shake today!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Behold.... BATTLECAT!

First..... load up this love offering from the musical stylings of Lazlo the Destroyer:
http://media.putfile.com/Meditations-on-Battlecat

And then behold....... Battlecat!




Battlecat was adopted this Saturday from Pals for Pooches! She is a retriever/spaniel mix and overall she's a pretty chilled out dog. John Roberson and I went to see her on Sat. after Erin and I saw her on the internet..... when Erin OK'd the adoption, John and I took her back to the car and immediately began socializing her by calling her Battlecat. When I put her in the back of Erin's car, she must have been very nervous because she peed twice in the backseat, and then threw up on the way home..... but that was cool because she was just asserting her dominance as animal worthy of the title 'Battlecat' would!

Erin and I haven't been sleeping much and we spend all of our free time with her. Erin has been coming home straight after school and studying on her bed to hang out with Battlecat, and I have been getting up at 5:40 to take her for walks before work!

Well..... I must return downstairs to Battlecat's lair so Erin can get some work done.

Enjoy Danny's tune whilst you gaze upon Battlecat!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Gobble gobble and other pairs

Well.... yesterday I had a soccer game.... team played amazing, we won 7-6 and I got a ball kicked right into my right hand which jammed my other ring finger.... so now both are out of commission... which is sort of comical, but it also sucks... I feel really weird not wearing my wedding ring but I'd also feel weird having someone saw the ring off my finger because it was cutting off circulation so I guess I'll just have to wait until my fingers return to normal size.

Erin has been sick the last couple of days - today on the way home we purchased: Wendy's Fries, OJ, banana popsicles, soup, vapor stuff, and nyquil stuff for Erin - so hopefully some combo of those things will make her feel better. We also purchased our first turkey! It's a fine bird, weighing in at just shy of 21 lbs. Since Erin is sick - I got to make food just for me for dinner... so I had gravy tacos.... it was awesome! I felt a little like Elvis... actually I'm hairier than the king, but I do dig gravy on my tacos - life changing. Speaking of hairy, the beard is making a comeback... I haven't shaved for a couple of days (which for me is approaching sasquatch levels) so I figured why not? I hate shaving...... now I'm not going for the moustache/beard combo... that's lame. I'm kicking it Brigham Young style.... no moustache!


(Brigham Young pictured here in direct violation of BYU's honor code)

Erin and I are going with Kevin and Carissa Eastham to see the Broadway musical: Wicked this Sunday so that should be amazing..... and while I'm on the subject of Eastham's.... I want to give a shout out to Greg Matte, pastor of First Baptist Houston for being totally hardcore. Kevin told me that the church is taking 9 months or so to go through Colossians verse by verse, and Greg has challenged the church to memorize the book of Colossians along the way! I think that's awesome.....party on Greg.

In case anyone is interested I'm still working on memorizing Ephesians... I took a couple month break, but I was up to Ch. 3, Justin Goldman told me that he is starting to memorize the book, so we've agreed to push each other through it. Once I memorize a couple more books, I will become legally righteous and all-powerful - then Battlecat and I will take over the world!!!! Until Erin rebukes me, then Battlecat and I will take off our capes and come back in the house.....at which point Battlecat will retreat to a corner and lick his/herself (as is the custom of canines) and I'll probably be assigned to clean the toilet, do the dishes, and vacuum.... maybe world domination through legal righteousness isn't such a good plan.....



(An artist's rendering of Battlecat and I bent on world domination)

I'm hanging out with John Roberson on Saturday.... which is cool.....

Corey Duncan still hasn't called me back.... which is not cool.

Erin went to sleep last night at 9 PM which is totally cool......

I went to a helicopter crash survival training yesterday in Galveston which was both cool and not cool.... and now I will elaborate.

So Katy ( a super good friend from work) and I went to this training dealy in Galveston. They put us in this cage thing with two seats, shoulder and waist straps, and openings on both sides of the cage to escape out of. We wore these crash helmets and blacked out goggles so we couldn't see. Then they flip the cage over so your body is upside down, underwater, and you can't see... and you have to get yourself out.... then you repeat........the last guy in our group didn't have a partner, so I did it like 3 more times with him..... anyway fun for all ages.....

Well... that's all for now.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Let me clear a few things up

OK... so I get carried away with my posts sometimes.....

Let me clear a few things up for confused readers:

1) Erin and I will not have a baby (God-willing) until she is finished with her MD - so..... 2010?

2) Battlecat will be the name of our dog once we acquire a dog.... right now we have no dog (except for Corey Duncan who is the Dawg - but has abandoned me for that woman he married)

3) Giraffes attack with their front two legs and that freaks me out although I suppose it makes sense.... what else would they do - sledgehammer enemies with their head?

Ummm.... a lot of stuff has happened since I started this post so I lost my train of thought.... which was probably headed off track after the giraffe comment anyway.....


So some highlights.....
Friday I was playing basketball at the Y and I jammed my left hand ring finger.... it swoll so bad that I can't get my ring back on it.... yesterday it felt a lot better and my ring fit, so I wore my ring all day today and then I couldn't get it off... I finally suceeding in getting it off, so it is now on my right hand which I understand is the custom in Norway.... so if anyone asks... Erin and I are celebrating our Norse heritage....until my finger returns to it's normal size.

Keepin' it blonde and blue eyed.....

-jake

Monday, October 31, 2005

At least the Utes had a bye week....

So I'm on my way to Minute Maid park to walk onto the field for Game 3 of the World Series... and who should call but my hetero-lifemate Jonathan Hays (www.firstfloorflat.com) from Scotland.... he's like - Hey dude what are you doing? and I was like.... ummmm.... I'm about to walk onto the field for the World Series..... Now this isn't all that far-fetched of a thing for me to say. I will from time to time become delusional and exhort certain teams in certain situations to "put in Umbriaco"... but this time I really was going to walk onto the field. I got an e-mail at work that our company needed 100 volunteers to hold a flag at the pre-game ceremonies for game 3 of the World Series..... I wasn't really sure what it involved so I signed up and got the opportunity to go along with two friends from work, Kevin & Tiffni. It turned out that we were going to be holding a football field length American Flag for the Star-Spangled Banner..... and that was intense. It's pretty intimidating to walk out onto the field with thousands of people going nuts... I was a runner so I unfurled the flag and charged out toward centerfield.....



So the Astros got swept in the series..... I guess that's how it goes......but it was AMAZING to be able to walk onto the field and see Nolan Ryan throw out the first pitch... and run past all the 'Stros as they were warming up.... I'm at the top of the flag at the intersection of the stars and stripes and if you zoom in on the picture, I drew a circle around myself......

Well - that was intense and the rest of the week sort of pales in comparison. I saw Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galalxy which was awesome and Lazlo the Destroyer (dannysmixingdesk.blogspot.com) recorded an instrumental tribute "Meditations on Battlecat" which will be released on an EP entitled "Requiem for a Quadriped" under ginodean.net's label sometime around the holidays..... seriously when I figure out how to upload an mp3.... you will all be blazed with this musical treat that will challenge your soul to soar beyond Infinite's Endpoint as a veritable LightBlade of liquid MEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Ummm... that last paragraph was all one big inside thing.... so if you don't get it... that would be my proverbial 'bad'. Although it is true that Danny did record this wicked track, and I really will upload it when I figure it out.... speaking of Battlecat - Erin and I stepped out in faith and purchased a bed for battlecat. Currently our stuffed lion Eri Zohar and our newly acquired plush heffalump reside on the bed where Battlecat will live once we acquire the as of yet gender non-descript dog. We've decided to take our time acquiring things we need for a dog so when we're ready to get one - we'll be all ready for it...... even bought a book on raising a dog at half-price books (where there was a book for sale called "Jewish Gay Mysticism" which sounded intriguing.... perhaps another time).

Dude.... I'm currently enveloped in the trill-licious tones of Danny's electric and I have to say that deep within my soul I'm inclined to make the metal sign and scream "Trogdor" .... ah once again I digress to the inside jokes.... my bad. Anyway - Danny you rule.

Erin finished her Block 2 exams and has begun the home stretch toward Block 3 and cumulatives... her last exam before we get to come home for Christmas - so be lifting her up in prayer!

Once last piece of news before I sign off.... as was reported here: Sticky Paul Rudnicki is engaged to Christina - hooray! And just yesterday my sister Amy calls with some news of her own..... two Rudnicki's engaged at once!!!! Wow... so it looks like weddings will keep Erin and I traveling next year.

I shall blog again this week with something more coherent.....

Friday, October 21, 2005

Stormy McThunderson

I'll leave the title to your speculation.......

So - the 'Stros are in the World Series for the first time ever.... and while I'm not the biggest baseball fan on the block, this season has really renewed my interest in the sport I'd forsaken ever since the Oakland A's traded my boyhood hero.... Jose Canseco.... I mean.... when we moved here the Astros were buried at 15 games under 500 and left for dead...... and now here they are in the series...... OK, so Sticky posted a link on his blog (ostrichjockey.blogspot.com) to a song that will change your life...... I must admit that I'd born witness to this video once before when my doppleganger, Tiffany e-mailed it to me..... but I will link it here as it will no doubt bless your life in erstwhile unimagined ways.....

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

I e-mailed this link to several of my co-workers after I'd given a presentation at work featuring the following image:


As the great llama revolution sweeps through your hearts and minds - I hope you will remember where you first saw that wondrous video.....

Here's a subject I've been thinking a lot about lately:

Ethnocentricity and the church:

Here in Houston we're surrounded by people of all different cultures....yet for the most part... when I walk into a church and look around.... it's pretty vanilla.....

There's something to be said for the cultural context argument..... we don't necessarily want to americanize all these other cultures in terms of their expression of the worship of Christ, but on the same token how is the church impacting her people to develop any kind of real devotion and compassion for all of God's people.....

If you've been brought up in a run of the mill middle class suburban church where everyone looks like you (politically/socially/economically etc.) how is this preparing your soul for the worship of the Lord with all the saints on that day when we're all before His throne? What would you do? Would you find the suburban worshippers section?

Here's the issue in a nutshell: the church is raising people to love and care about the type of people that would come to that particular church rather than training people to develop compassion for all nations and to love the Body as a whole, not just the local expression of Christ in your neighborhood.....

Seriously... when's the last time someone in your fellowship mentioned that tsunami that wiped out SE Asia? We forgot about it completely because we had hurricanes here.....

Is this issue overcome in any meaningful way by having a once every three month mixer with the Korean church that meets down the street? Is the Gospel being preached in a way that communicates that in the City of God we are all one in Christ Jesus? How do we communicate to congregates a love for all peoples? Perhaps we do this by raising awareness on social issues and missions opportunities? I think that's a fair start..... as fair as the quarterly mixer with the "ethnic" church..... but there's danger here too.....

People go on a mission trip to some country overseas.... and then they develop a "heart" for that country.... which has done little more (with respect to overcoming ethnocentricity) than to transfer that persons ethnocentricic mindset to a different cultural area.....

So what's the solution? Is there something more we can draw out in our corporate confession? Is there an element to the table that we're not expressing? Or perhaps we're at a point where people in general have such a low view of scripture that to get them to develop any meaningful compassion for the people around them is deemed a sufficient challenge?

OK.... I'll move on from there.... your thoughts are appreciated.....


Here's my closing thought:

Erin and I keep running into people who have these really cute little kids - and I think to myself.... I'd like a cute little kid.... but then I meet people with babies and I think..... why has God abandoned you?

A kid would be grand because it would:

1) Challenge Erin and I in every area of our life
2) It would grow us spiritually as we're challenged to be a functioning spiritual unit
3) It would give me something to do when I get home from work and Erin is studying!!!!
4) It would give me an excuse to purchase all sorts of cool sports things like a baseball mitt and a soccer ball

Unfortunately I have no ability to deal with a baby..... I don't understand them, and I don't know what to do with them.... I mean they pee/poop all over the place... or they hurl on your shirt when you're late for work..... they cry all the time... and they don't sleep (all of these symptoms remind me of myself as I was trying to finish my thesis.....)

So I've arrived at a solution: Erin and I can have a baby and then mail it to Utah where it will spend some quality time (3 yrs or so) with its grandparents.... I think between Juanita and my mom and dad, and the Ruds..... this kid will be raised like a champ, and then they can just fax the child back to us when it's 4 or so.... and then I can talk to it, and start teaching it sports and differential equations.....

Tragically Erin thinks mailing our child to Utah for 3 yrs would be 'inhumane' or something to that effect.... It's clear that her moral acumen is impinged by her med school study load.....or else this matter would be clear..... but until she receives some clarity on that topic.... I guess I'll have to pine away for my beloved Battlecat.....

And now: a sonnet regarding Battlecat -

"Battlecat, my heart's desire"

Shall I compare you to a summer's drool?
You are more hygienic and more considerate.
As a beast you are an incomparable fool
for my affections and heart's palpet

Battlecat: romping, and licking and true
Erin will not condemn your excitement
Unlike a llama I cannot ride you
But we shall frolic and make merriment

As we walk down the street paw in hand
Others will look and envy our joy
Is there a fairer quadriped in all the land
Nay, Battlecat for you alone: "Atta Boy"

Battlecat most fair and most hairy
Eating cockroaches so they won't be scary.

Friday, October 14, 2005

D Webb revisited.....

On Wed. night, Erin and I got to do a couple of things which were amazing.....and both of them have to do with Derek Webb!

So we went to see Derek Webb at First baptist on Wed.... and who should be standing in the foyer to give us directions but Gregg Matte... the pastor of FBC Houston... so that was cool because Greg preached the week I came to faith in Christ at Glorietta, NM so I talked to him for a little minute and then Erin and I headed off to see Derek Webb...... we had to leave early so I could make my indoor game (where my team played well but eventually went down to a Mexican team with incredible ball control skills....) so that was a bummer.... but Derek did sing "Somewhere North of Here" and "Table for Two"....... Anyway - Derek puts on a great show... and it's been weird to see him live... because I love Derek Webb (I'm currently trying hard to deal with the fact that deep down, I'm a gushing fan.....) but his shows are always pretty empty..... I guess that's because he's not on the radio...... so Derek played a lot of his stuff off his new record, which I could groove along too as I'd heard it all like a month ago when he was in town and then he talked some blood water mission which was also good.

Today (Fri) is my day off..... and what do I do with my day off?
Well - I take Erin to school.... then I take the Jeep to get registered and weep bitterly as I have to dispose of my Utah plates..... then I wait for 7 hrs and counting for the carpet people to come over and assess any damage from the water that leaked into our bedroom during Rita......

It's kind of a bummer to just chill out here all day... I really wanted to go out and about on my day off..... but alas.... I remain here..... at least the door guy came over.....

Not a lot going on this weekend for me..... I assume I'll do some chores.... and then find creative ways to occupy my time whilst Erin studies.....

OK.... here's a good use of time:

Another limerick concering the mythical beast "Battlecat"

"Battlecat" they called to their dog,
A quadripedal companion through all life's fog,
He romped toward us with grace
and he licked my face
And returned to reality's smog.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Someone's in the kitchen with Sticky.....

Well hello bloglings,

Here's the last week or so in review:

1) Erin and I have been thinking about bullmastiffs alot...... we like bullmastiffs. I used to live with a bullmastiff named Moose, and she was the sweetest dog I've ever been around..... We found a baby bullmastiff that needed to be adopted and we thought - Battlecat, is that you? But alas, several factors are working against us...... First off, we don't have the time/money to train a a baby pup, Second, the adoption place never responded to my e-mail inquiry, third - the adoption place wanted a donation of an extra $350 on top of the adoption fee for their time and efforts..... which I'm sure they deserve but a $500 adopted dog is way out of our price range.......
So Battlecat lives on in spirit, and hopefully one day the time will be right for us to acquire one.....

2) Erin and I got play with some friends this past weekend!!!! Huzzah for friends! I'm really lonely here in TX with my med school studying wife...... she works really hard and I wash the dishes a lot...... So anyway I got to hang out with Bill (www.kaleobill.com) this weekend and we discussed many things including (but not limited to) eradicating ethnocentricity in the church, effective church discipine, and the Lord's Supper, so that was a good time. On Saturday night Erin and I had dinner with Aaron and Sarah (Sarah is a 3rd yr med student) and Justin and Rebecca (friends of Paul McCarley's) at Chuy's (www.chuys.com). I had a chuychanga, and it changed my life..... I can never be the same..... Chuy's is like the only place in TX that serves green chile so Erin and I were elated...... and seriously the chuychanga rocked my world on so many levels...... if there was an aisle to walk down, I was ready to dedicate my life to Chuy's and transfer my membership......

3) I got a phone call from a certain individual telling me that he got engaged this weekend, but as he hasn't updated his own blog..... I am unable to comment further here, but I'm very happy for him. Way to go person to be named later when you update your blog......

4) Houston has been experiencing a cold front which means that the temp has dipped into the 70's....... in Utah at 70 deg. I'm in shorts a flip flops...... here, people are busting out the heavy sweaters...... but you know what.... when the temp has been in the 90/100's since I've been here, the 70's feel amazing.... so hooray cold front.

5) You have to go over to Paul Rudnicki's blog and check out his picture that links to my blog..... it is amazing... it really is a 'raging' llama..... I've never seen such an amazing picture of my favorite quadriped..... (ostrichjockey.blogspot.com).

6) Oh..... I almost forgot to blog about this..... I played indoor soccer last week with some people from Erin's med school.... I played goalie and I was clearing a ball (indoor soccer is played on a field that resembles a hockey rink and you can play off the walls etc.) along the wall - I really struck it well, and it bounced off the wall and directly into the fingers of a gal who was playing in defense for us..... it was her first time (she happens to be a 3rd yr. med student interested in sports medicine) playing indoor, and I think I broke her finger..... so that sucked..... but we did finish the match tied 3 all, so it was overall a good experience.....

OK...... that's the week in review.... more posts when something interesting to write about strikes my fancy.

grace -

jake

Saturday, October 01, 2005

At least I'm not like Snow-Mob

Yes reading public,

I have heard your cry.... post....post. I say to you - hey.... at least I haven't gone a month without posting (unlike another schmuck I know - not mentioning any names..... www.csnow.blogspot.com).

Well.... it's my blog policy to not discuss work-related matters online... so there's not a whole lot to post about. I was in CO and WY for the week doing some on-campus recruiting for my company.

Here are some non-company things I observed:

1) Being away from Erin sucks..... those of you who have spouses should join with me in protesting airlines to allow a spouse as a 'carry-on'...... I could carry Erin on the plane.....

2) It was awesome to be in CO for the Monday night - Denver v KC game.... I got to watch most of the second half from this great steak place in Boulder with fellow bronco maniacs.... and that was beautiful....

P.S. Erin I still love you more than Broncos......

3) Boulder is really pretty and I now have a more full realization of ginodean.net's constant obsessions with the place..... as an aside... Chris, Becky, and I couldn't hook up.... I was only in the Boulder area for one night and didn't get finished with work until after 10.... so I guess I'll see you two in SLC over Christmas?

4) I didn't get to see Justin and Lauren Stone in Ft. Collins for the same reason, but I did manage to sneak over to the math building (which is right by where we parked) and visit Will Newton which was awesome.... it was good to see Will - he was a really important guy in my life when I was on campus, especially w/ the Bonhoeffer study.... Will's a sharp guy.

5) Ft. Collins was also beautiful... and I'm suffering cold weather withdrawls.

6) WY has an amazing geology building and some of the nicest faculty I've ever met......

7) I really enjoyed the plane ride there and back as I got to sit next to a colleague from work and he is a believer so we had great conversations both ways!

8) Erin's grandpa (her dad's stepdad) passed this week - so it was hard not to be with her for support when she got the news, and I think it has really caused her to think about how old her mom's parents are getting. Strange how death is such a wake-up call for the rest of us.....

9) I still miss Erin now that I'm back... she's behind on studying for med school......

Well.... those are my week away from home observations.... remember to petition your local airline carriers!

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Hurricane Rita

So.....

On Wed. Erin and I got the word that Baylor was shutting down for the rest of the week along with most local businesses.... so we headed home, packed up some things, unplugged everything we could, and hit the road.....

It took an hour or so to get to the HOV ramp for I-45 heading north out of the city..... and we flew in the HOV lane.... then once the lane ended and merged back with the freeway- we received one large shaft....

The freeway was creeping along, but the feeder road was moving really well, so we got on the feeder, and right after we got on, we noticed all sorts of state troopers.... they were blocking all the onramps to the freeway..... over the next 3 hours, Erin and I traveled 5 miles.... which caused me severe frustration.... several colorful metaphors later we were back on the freeway....

Timeline:
12:30 - I decided to come home from work
2:45 - we left our house
3:45 - we got on the HOV lane
4:15 - merged back onto the freeway
8:00 - yeah.... we'd traveled 45 miles in 5 hours...
Midnight: We arrived at Brandy Patrick's!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray for Brandy!

Marylin and Doug brought over a bed to Brandy's house for Erin and I, and that was incredibly nice!

So that's the update.... not sure what's going to happen to our new home..... our street is probably 2 or 3 ft higher than the main street on our block, and it's physically impossible for any flooding to take place a la Katrina - our street is shaped like an upside-down bowl..... the real fear for us is the wind damage.... Our house is surrounded by a gate and other homes... so hopefully we'll be OK....

Not sure when we'll be able to go back home though....

Anyway - thanks for the calls/e-mails/blog comments....

This is Jake Umbriaco from the Ft. Worth public library..... signing out.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Here I go here I go Here I go again......

Well....

On Friday Erin and I went to Ft. Worth to stay with Brandy Patrick! Brandy cooks amazing food....we had amazing treats.....mmmmm....... We got there Friday night after two hours in Houston traffic...... grrrrr...... two hours to the east or north or west of SLC and you can be in a different state.... two hours in Houston and you're still in Houston. The good news is that our AC is going out in Erin's car so we had the whole road trip to roast......

Travel woes aside, the trip was a lot of fun..... we have a habit of staying up quite late with Brandy! We were up 'till 2ish watching a movie on Friday night..... and had planned on leaving Sat. night so we could have Sunday for recovery..... well on Saturday we went boating with Brandy, Marylin, and Doug... and we were met for boating by my roomie from Seattle, Jason Brewer! So that was a lot of fun.... we also visited a fast food joint which came highly recommended by Clint Roberts..... Taco Bueno.... and their tacos were indeed bueno.

So we got done with boating around 7:30 and decided to stay one more night..... Marylin and Doug made a feast for Brandy, Erin and I (readers will note that Marylin is Brandy's mom - who lives in Grapevine) which included steaks, grilled veggies... salad... potatoes etc. it was excellent!

On Sunday we returned home, two happy campers.... of course when we walked in the door the Broncos had fumbled on the 2 yrd. line and proceeded to suck until we left for church which really had me steamed (especially after the Utes inept offensive performance on national TV.... weak Utes..... weak). But the Broncos did win despite their best efforts.....

On Thursday I am going to play some keeper for a local side! Houston has a really well developed league w/ 7 divisions that function similar to English football with the opportunity to move to a higher division if you win your league. This side - Atlas Lions I think... is composed primarily of Moroccan players... so I think that will be a lot of fun - not just because it's football, but the cultural experience should be a lot of fun!

Anyway - Erin started a new block of classes - so the stress begins anew.

peace.

-jake

Friday, September 09, 2005

I met a guy on the train......

When Corey D and I were in Italy together - we met a man who I will never forget.....
His name was Kazeem (now Timothy - assuming he's alive still). Kazeem was a refugee from Nigeria - he was a professional footballer (that means 'soccer player) and had to flee to avoid serious government persecution. While in Italy, Kazeem came to know the Lord Jesus and seeing how it impacted his life changed me in ways I'm only starting to realize. When we first got to Italy we collected an offering to raise some money so that Kazeem could pay his rent for the next five months...... In Italy you had to be unemployed (as a refugee) for 6 months before they'd allow you to immigrate. Kazeem had already been taken on by a Serie C club (third division professional calcio (soccer) team) but had to deal with the red tape...... so being broke already and forced to live with no income for 6 months tends to make people either desparate or profoundly grateful/gracious. Of all the things I remember about Kazeem (when he juggled the ball 300 times consecutively w/o letting it touch the ground) the thing I remember the most is his baptism in the Mediterranean Sea. One of the long-term missionaries, Troy was going to baptize Kazeem, and Troy's daughter. We took a train to the beach and the group of missionaries, and Kazeem and one of his friends (and Amanda Lindholm coincidentally) all walked along to a quiet spot. Along the way we passed a very elderly woman who was begging clearly in need....everyone passed her by.... except Kazeem. He stopped..... and he gave her what he had on him.... which couldn't have been much since he had no income. It was such a beautiful expression of mercy - and it really hits me hard now. I met a guy on the train the other day named Allen..... Allen is staying at the Astrodome with 25,000 other evacuees.... he had just come back from a long day of trying to find his way around a new city and trying to find an apartment. Allen was an employee of the postal service in New Orleans.... he mentioned how he'd watched 4 people die due to lack of medical attention while they waited to be evacuated.... he expressed a desire to get out of the astrodome so he could get some real rest.... supposedly the USPS is going to hook him up with a job out here.... as he told me his story I wanted to reach out to him - to help him in some way...... I listened to his story all the way to his stop.... we shook hands, and I gave him my number... and he went away - through the gates to join all the others.

I see 25 Allens every day on the train and I wonder - what can I do in 10 min. on a train together to reach out to them?

I left a message today with one of the local hospitals.... they are seeking volunteer chaplains and I'm hopeful about that. I just want those people to know that I weep for their city....... and I think of Kazeem..... after he came to faith he asked if he could receive a Christian name, and Troy dubbed him Timothy. Last I heard, Timothy was having trouble with his paperwork and was in danger of being deported back to Nigeria where people like Timothy are killed for forsaking their 'Kazeem' heritage. I don't know if Timothy is alive today or not - but I am deeply grateful for his expression of real mercy to that women - it really guides me to the cross and I hope that I find myself compelled in a similiar fashion because these days of visiting with Allens on the train won't stop for a long time to come.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Thoughts on the hurricane

Some 25,000 survivors huddled in the Louisianna Superdome are being transported via bus to the Houston Astrodome in our backyard (literally - we can see the stadium from our back window). It's hard to quantify the damage caused by this hurricane.... one of the first things that struck me is that the total monetary damage of this hurrican will far outstrip the tsunami even though the tsunami in SE Asia claimed several hundred thousand lives...... Americans have so much wealth.....

So Erin and I have been thinking today about how we can be proactive in helping all these people - there's opportunities to host some displaced medical students at our home..... one of Erin's friends from med school is from New Orleans, and currently her entire family is living in her one bedroom apt..... perhaps we could offer them a place to stay?

One thing that's been on my mind today is how callous we are to the situation...... when the tsunami hit SE Asia.... there was a great cry of public support to help the victims..... but when is the last time you've heard the tsunami rebuilding effort mentioned? Perhaps it's our instant gratification culture..... something is only tragic in the now - then we move on and make space for other things to captivate our attention. The gulf coast is going to be messed up for a long-time..... you'd have to be pretty well off to be able to support a family financially for months (it's not like insurance pay-outs are instantaneous..... and I wonder what percentage were actually insured?) All the children will be missing school for sometime....... I also think that the majority of displaced homeless or poor folk will end up staying in Houston - what would they go back to? How would they even afford to get back?

All of this has my mind racing with ideas and questions...... sadly most people will look on this situation and think that God has somehow abandoned the gulf coast.... or God can't exist because of these types of events..... I however harbor a great deal of hope. When the rich young ruler approached the Christ and asked Him what else he must do to inherit eternal life (presuming that he'd followed perfectly all the commandments), Christ told him to sell all his possessions and follow Him. Is not Christ the Father of the fatherless? The defender of the widowed and poor? Surely these things are more than spiritual realities......

So here we have, across the street, 25,000 people. That's the University of Utah sitting across the street..... homeless and in dire need of mercy..... their lives are begging for rescue & for them I have much hope - they have no more possessions... all they have is questions and the stark realization that they are incapable of themselves to provide the answers.

As you are no doubt in prayer for all those effected - remember the Houstonians - and pray their mercy would extend to this new city forged within our city.

I leave you all with this passage, found in the middle of a rather lengthy lament of God's destruction of a nation......

Lamentations 3:21-58

21 Yet this I call to mind and therefore I have hope: 22 Because of the LORD's great love we are not consumed, for his compassions never fail. 23 They are new every morning; great is your faithfulness. 24 I say to myself, "The LORD is my portion; therefore I will wait for him." 25 The LORD is good to those whose hope is in him, to the one who seeks him; 26 it is good to wait quietly for the salvation of the LORD. 27 It is good for a man to bear the yoke while he is young.
28 Let him sit alone in silence, for the LORD has laid it on him. 29 Let him bury his face in the dust— there may yet be hope. 30 Let him offer his cheek to one who would strike him, and let him be filled with disgrace. 31 For men are not cast off by the Lord forever. 32 Though he brings grief, he will show compassion, so great is his unfailing love. 33 For he does not willingly bring affliction or grief to the children of men. 34 To crush underfoot all prisoners in the land,
35 to deny a man his rights before the Most High, 36 to deprive a man of justice— would not the Lord see such things? 37 Who can speak and have it happen if the Lord has not decreed it?
38 Is it not from the mouth of the Most High that both calamities and good things come? 39 Why should any living man complain when punished for his sins? 40 Let us examine our ways and test them, and let us return to the LORD. 41 Let us lift up our hearts and our hands to God in heaven, and say: 42 "We have sinned and rebelled and you have not forgiven. 43 "You have covered yourself with anger and pursued us; you have slain without pity. 44 You have covered yourself with a cloud so that no prayer can get through. 45 You have made us scum and refuse among the nations. 46 "All our enemies have opened their mouths wide against us. 47 We have suffered terror and pitfalls, ruin and destruction." 48 Streams of tears flow from my eyes because my people are destroyed. 49 My eyes will flow unceasingly, without relief, 50 until the LORD looks down from heaven and sees. 51 What I see brings grief to my soul because of all the women of my city. 52 Those who were my enemies without cause hunted me like a bird.
53 They tried to end my life in a pit and threw stones at me; 54 the waters closed over my head, and I thought I was about to be cut off. 55 I called on your name, O LORD, from the depths of the pit. 56 You heard my plea: "Do not close your ears to my cry for relief."
57 You came near when I called you, and you said, "Do not fear." 58 O Lord, you took up my case; you redeemed my life.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

The Prophet D. Webb, Kaleo and more...

Interesting weekend.....

So our weekend started off by having some BBQ ribs and such with Aaron and Sara(h) (friends from med. school - Aaron's wife is the med student so he and I can talk and not be medical) which was great fun! We watched Hotel Rwanda... and that got me to thinking about the subject that will make up the majority of this post.....

Saturday night I went with John Roberson (jroberson.blogspot.com) to see Derek Webb (incidentally I think I left my sunglasses at the church.... weak) and it was pretty sweet. Derek talked a lot about social justice and Blood Water Mission (http://www.bloodwatermission.org/). This weekend I was also introduced to a website for a local church (www.kaleohouston.com). It's an Acts29 church that Jonathan Hays pointed me to... and Erin and I met the pastor and his wife (Bill and Shannon) and had dinner with them today (www.kaleobill.com).

I need to mention that Bill is Jonathan Hays' doppleganger.... Erin and I actually thought they looked alike when we saw him, even before we knew that he was the guy we were looking for. But I doubt that he's ever seen Bubba Ho-Tep or Cannibal: The Musical, so Jonathan is still superior....

OK.... onto some thoughts I've been processing for awhile:

On Africa and ministry to the extreme impoverished nations -

I've been thinking a lot about the call to Africa/Asia and the like where people are dying in the thousands daily due to lack of things like clean water, basic hygiene needs etc. I guess the question that baffles me currently is how do we effectively engage that culture? I struggle with how we practically help those people..... giving to things like Blood Water Mission or other humanitarian endeavors is surely worthwhile.... but to what end? What is the nature of the change that we're effecting?

So here's my hypothesis and I plan to flesh this out more over the next couple of weeks:

But my working theory is currently: Win the West to rescue the impoverished.

I think my concern with ministry in Africa is that no matter what we do for the people, the governement will at some point have to empower the people to make lasting changes...... giving bread and water will keep you alive long enough for someone to create a tax on charitable foodstuffs.... I know that's pessimistic - so I guess you can color me a realist.....

I don't really see the governments changing (BTW - government is used as a synonym for ruling authority, tribal or whatever) in Africa towards the freedom and active concern for the people.

Money talks, and when money shouts governments listen - so my proposal is that active evangelism of the richest will lead to the freedom of the poorest..... In some ways I see some of the humanitarian efforts as a stop-gap measure and not anything that could induce long-lasting social change..... we need people in high places with large wallets to actively invest capital in these poor countries for the empowerment and freedom of the people...... we need believers who aren't hindered by their desire for more 'stuff' who are Gospel driven maniacs who are so enamored with Christ that they would give tons of cash/time to make real change happen.

I think Africa is a really unique social situation - their needs are bread and water, not DSL and more accessible parking. In alot of ways it's like the final frontier for a 'ground-up' Gospel community..... How long can a society last? I think the mortality rate bears witness that it won't last much longer w/0 extreme intervention...... Does forgiving a country's debt imply that their rulers will be just in providing for their people..... Survey says: 'no'.

So how do we engage the rulers? We have to find a voice that will speak to them. Who's voice do they hear? Dollar bills y'all. Who's got the dollars? The West.....

There it is folks: your key to revolution in three minutes or less......

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Misplaced hate makes disgrace for races

The subject is a line from my boy, Tupac....

Erin and I have learned that racism is alive and well here in the great state of Texas..... and I really can't stand it. I remember sitting at a Mexican restaurant somewhere in SLC with John Harty, listening as John explained his theory that hispanics have become a sort of sanctioned slave culture.... desparate for work they receive paltry pay for their services... and our culture seems more than happy to let this happen....

Several times in the months we've been here I've witnessed caucasians berating hispanics because they have trouble (or are perceived to have trouble) understanding English..... for a place that claims to be the melting pot of society I see little melting going on... and I'm sick of it. Nothing is more telling of a person's heart than their behavior toward those who are at their mercy. Granted there are many people who abuse the system for their own gain - but that can't be an excuse to overlook those who desparately need help...... somewhere underneath the sentiment that poor people (whether they're immigrants or whatever) are where they are because they don't want to help themselves lies a much deeper sin......... intrinsic in that notion is the sentiment that I'm where I'm at because I've worked to be here. Perhaps that philosophy works in the humanistic "get rich while you're young enough to enjoy it" culture.... but this simply won't do for the believer. If we are not brought to the Gospel recognition of our desparate need for redemption in every moment of our lives we are missing Christ. If I can look at someone who comes to me in need and think "if only this person had ______ (fill in the blank) then they would be in a better position" and live with that as if it's christian rationale, then there must be a problem. I think the "Protestant work ethic" notion is perhaps mis-named..... for the true Protestant recognizes Justification by Faith Alone in all situations..... the true Protestant knows that whatever situation comes his way, it is brought about by the providence of God..... blessing or curse, the christian journeys onward toward the eternal city, knowing more and more each day of their weariness, of their need for rescue, of the miracle of redemption and rebirth.

Looking in the face of one who is in need of mercy should bring us to the face of Christ - "who being in very nature God, did not consider equality with God something to be grapsed but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness. And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became obedient to death even death on a cross! (Phil 2)" If He who was God became nothing that we might be reconciled to God, why do we put it beyond ourselves to become nothing for those who need mercy?

I'm just sick of seeing people be abused because they are in need and willing to do anything to provide for themselves and their families..... I'm sick of seeing them reach out to people who respond by spitting in their faces, and I'm truly growing more and more grateful for the merciful Christ - who rescues His people while they are spitting in His face. Thank you Jesus that my "merit" didn't get me where I'm at, but you're blood.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

More Clemens

This Thursday - Erin and I went to see Roger Clemens pitch for the Astros (v. Brewers).... once again I was afforded free tickets to a suite... which is sweet! We feasted on mini-burgers and chicken strips which is always a glorious occasion... Erin studied most of the game and on the train back home had me quiz her on various muscles.....I'm picking up random medical knowledge... and I think that will make me a stronger Jeopardy participant one day when I take the random trivia world by storm....

Last night after Erin studied a bit we went over to Justin and Lauren Stone's house.... they're moving to Fort Collins in a month or so, and it was cool to see them for a little bit before they leave town. They were telling us (along w/ Rob and Toni) about the bonfire incident at Texas A&M where 12 people died..... interesting conversations....

Erin is at school all day today studying. Her first exam is Monday - so prayers for the Umbriaco household are much appreciated..... I've gone domestic in Erin's absence: cleaning... cooking... taking out the trash... etc. I think there's a possibility that she'll come home tonight so I may see her for 5 to 7 minutes this weekend.... I'm one lonely husband....

I guess I'm not really alone though.... I could go outside and try to develop my non-verbal communication skills with the cockroaches that frequent the streets..... I'll look into that.

I've been thinking a lot lately about the bride as the church analogy...... how a man reacts when he sees his bride walking down the aisle... and how Christ looks at His bride... the church. That's really been a transforming grace for me over the past week - that Christ sees His bride as beautiful and He loves her and cleanses her and is steadfast and forgiving..... so many times I need to speak that to my heart.... unconditional love and acceptance... that's really amazing.....

If you get a chance you might listen to Tim Keller's thoughts on the subject at:

http://download.redeemer3.com/MP3/Lord_Of_The_Wine.mp3

Sunday, August 14, 2005

To those shooting in darkness.... a light has dawned

This has been an intense week:

Erin had her "White Coat Ceremony" on Friday night. White Coat ceremony is where all the first year med students receive white coats - sort of symbolic of the longer white coats that MDs wear..... anyway for this occasion, my mom, Erin's mom, and Erin's grandma came out for the weekend. They arrived Thursday and they got back to SLC today.

On Friday I drove the ladies down to Galveston to visit with the Gulf of Mexico while Erin was in class..... that evening we went to the ceremony and consumed cookies and punch! Saturday was family day at Baylor College of Medicine.... one of the classes Erin takes is called IPS (integrated problem solving) where she gets together with a small group of students and they review case studies and work together to diagnose a problem.... so anyway for family day they thought it would be fun if the family got involved.....

Our case study involved a little girl who had blood and mucus in her stool..... after that bit of excitement they pulled out some brains and a heart etc..... it was a great day....I don't know that I can capture how exciting it is to have a wife who comes home and tells me stories of her work with a cadaver....

Anyway - on Saturday night we all went to see the Broncos defeat the Texans in preseason action.... oddly enough Plummer didn't turn the ball over... hopefully he'll get back on track next week.

This morning we went to Braeswood Assembly of God with Juanita and my mom.... we could only stay for an hour because we had to pick up Erin's grandma, Bernice, from the Catholic church she was at..... during the hour that we were at service we sang the entire time, and we're in fact still singing when we left.... that's a lot of singing.....

Well - Erin and I miss our family - and it was fun to have house guests.... we exposed them to IKEA and I hope that blessing goes with them!

I have one non-family related note that I've been dying to blog about.....

On Thursday - fire descended on the court of the Downtown YMCA and the second blessing - the annointing of the Holy Ghost Reverse Layup was poured out on some sucka who had the audacity to try and guard me baseline..... all I have to say about the encounter is that I played for the entire hour that I was at the gym (and the losing team has to leave the court).
Reverse Layups = Wins..... I think the Franchi$e should take a cue from my game and bust some reverse layups on unsuspecting centers around the NBA.....

OK - that is all.....